marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via loveiskey24)

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zirastiel:

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

(via lockedbywho)

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  • Admiral William Adama: What's your offer?
  • D'Anna Biers: You give us the Eye of Jupiter. We let you go.
  • Brother Cavil: And... we'll throw in Baltar.
  • Dr. Gaius Baltar:
  • Dr. Gaius Baltar:
  • Dr. Gaius Baltar:
  • Dr. Gaius Baltar: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

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(Source: frenchfilmsabouttrains, via imazombiebro)

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the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic, via borinq)

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onlyblackgirl:

The history of film in one scene

(Source: frankoceanvevo, via lah-disputa)

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cookiexslut:

livingina-hidingplace:

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

I will never NOT reblog this.

This is actually happening in my hometown right now.

(via osnapitskari)

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illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

(Source: illkim, via one-handsome-devil)

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

falloutdallon:

infamymonster:

takingthegreyhound:

On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.

On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”

I want to work at Disney

ARIEL SWIMS IN 15 MINUTES LATE WITH STARBUCKS

(via hahahahatemylife)

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nativityscenekid:

are you ready to jingle your bells

(via timetotimewarp)

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